In response to the Friday Fictoneer
He was tying the last balloon when he heard kids screaming down the front yard. Behind them was his friend.
They bumped their fists and the friend asked, "Did you get the credit card numbers?"
"Yup. I can't believe people still shop on unsecured sites. I put the note slips in the jar."
"Time for Musical Chair. The kid who goes out, performs what's in the note slip!", hollered his mom from the next room.